I would like to say the new Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, but pitifully, she now sets the bar EVEN LOWER!
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
In an age when the music business is suffering dearly–when even vocal dynamos like Christina Aguilera can’t sell albums or concert tickets anymore, and thousands of unsigned, undiscovered artists have to sell records out of their car trunks–a mind-meltingly horrific song called “Friday,” by a previously unknown, marginally talented teen-pop singer named Rebecca Black, managed to rack up more than 2.2 million views on YouTube (yes, that’s right, TWO-MILLION, TWO-HUNDRED-THOUSAND) just over this past weekend.
I don’t know about you guys, but she REALLY CLICHED it up!
Repeating Fridays, repeating the word FUN as if it would make her auto tuned music video sound so much better, and taking about 500 lines to decide which seat to take really seemed to make me wonder if these lyrics actually came out of her diary?!!
